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memories...

Ah, Mario. Those were the best days, chucking your Nintendo out the window because you kicked your own ass trying to get to the princess, only to find that you had to do it for two more stages because Toad said she wasn't there.

(Yeah, I died on level six a lot)

This game makes me think of that one youtube video.

Only, this one has giant crabs, porcupines, snails, armadillos, and a giant beetle. And only one life.

Well, in the long run, I definitely liked it. In the short run, I didn't play very long and didn't receive any badges, so I can't really say I was annoyed. (Getting closer to that 127 death every time I play! Whoo!)

Clarification

DJRunes, you have to hatch the egg yourself. Just press random keys, it'll hatch.

aw, man!

Damn it, why don't we have those kinds of guns in real life?!

lol

Aw, I broked my Rave! D:>

sweet

I remember playing Warfare 1931 or whatever it was called. This game was a bit different(less trenches), and I finally got to play the American team.

I give this a ten, both for strategy(which I lack), gameplay, and accessibility. Even if I can't play Wermacht campaign(don't want to. I don't like Nazis.)

lol...

5123.4 <---o_O How did THAT happen?

Fun game.

woohoo!

I move, I get an achievement.
I die, I get an achievement.
I hit a wall, I get an achievement.
I comment on this game, I get an achievement.

Technical difficulties

Okay, I'm going to be honest here.

1. The difficulty was ridiculous. Half the time, I found myself flying into spikes or smashing into walls because either the gaps were too small, or I was going to fast.

2. The controls were lacking. I couldn't hardly get the pig off the ground, and when I did, I couldn't control him because he was going either too fast, too slow, was rising too high, or falling too easily.

3. The music got on my nerves after a while. I know I can mute it, but I don't like it when games are quiet.

4. See 3, only this one concerns the squeals.

5. The wings caused too much hassle when trying to land. If I didn't accidentally scrape a wall and die, I dropped onto a pillar and died because one of the wings scraped a spike.

But on the other side of this, the graphics were joyful. I love 8-bit games. The music was produced well, even if it did ride my nerves, and the quality of the game was spectacular.

I'll be fair with my rating on this game. You would've gotten a one from if not for the graphics and music to save your score. I give this at least a five.

heh heh heh heh heh...

You know, this game makes me think of just how fun violent games truly are.

I don't care what anybody says against them, I find them highly entertaining.

Just like this game!

OBJECTION!!!

"You cannot get Mecha 3 because Epic Battle Fantasy 2 is not released yet!"

...But... I just DID.

Name's Jason Haley. I'm an author, so don't expect a lot of drawing art out of me. I can't draw worth my life. I do, however, enjoy playing games online or offline. Favorites would be: shooters, racing, and maybe some RPGs on the side.

Jason Haley @JHaley

Age 34, Male

Author, smart-*ss

What school? I'm out of it.

Somewhere. I won't say.

Joined on 7/22/09

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