I'm gonna' mock Zyrios here and use his script style to describe the (rather interesting) conversation I had with Salem about going to Japan. Again. For the first time in three months.

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SALEM: Oh, come on! I'm sure as hell not going alone! And I read your Newgrounds post where you said you'd rather be in Japan with me, and not Ryu, because Ryu's too strict when he's in Japan!

JASON: I just got the fuck back from Italy like, a month and a half ago! You expect me to travel again?!

SALEM: It'd be better than setting up for Halloween for everybody.

JASON: HENTAI-ANIME-KAWAII-SUSHI LAND would be better than HOLIDAY PREPARATIONS?! Since when?!

SALEM: Okay, one, you forgot ninjas, and two, since you set up for Halloween every year, and I figured it'd be a nice change for once.

JASON: Did you forget that I have to pay my own damn bills and that I can barely afford another plane trip? If I agree on this one, I'm not flying again for a whole damn year so that I can give my insurance a chance to get my next year set up.

SALEM: Wow, you have a really understanding insurance company.

JASON: Would you believe me if I told you that they're thinking about hiring a Russian assassin just to kill me because of the shit I put them through every year?

SALEM: Russian? Why Russian?

JASON: Because I'm from Russia and they want to be "Racially Friendly".

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That's about all I could remember of the whole five-hour-long conversation.

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