So, while continuing to write for NaNoWriMo when it comes up, I suddenly look and find, what else, but a PM in my inbox on this site. And this wasn't even five minutes ago, mind you. This one was just newly answered:

Subject: I'm horny

Content: What should I fuck?

Now, to anybody who ever looks at my responses to mail from people like these, can you guess what I immediately do with them?

Yep. I insult them, and then shove said question back in their faces and let them carry it off to some other shmuck who might actually care.

And that's pretty much exactly what I did with this guy.

Immediately following, I got an email from my buddy, Salem (SalemWaribara), asking me if he knew where in god's name he left his book.

HEY SALEM! YOU LEFT YOUR BOOK IN THE TOILET! OH, WAIT, NO, THAT WAS ZACK'S BOOK, NEVERMIND! I THINK YOURS IN IN THE KITCHEN SINK!

Let this be a lesson, kids:

Don't drink and read.