"...So, are you back in America now, or did your plane get jacked by terrorists and is now headed for some random place where you're all being held hostage?"
No, dumbass. I'm back in America. I just haven't updated my profile news lately. Leave me alone.
Sensationalism
Leave you alone?!?
Aw<a href="http://www..">www..</a>. :(
JHaley
Yes. I'm very tired. Jet Lag is painful when you experience too much of it.