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Name's Jason Haley. I'm an author, so don't expect a lot of drawing art out of me. I can't draw worth my life. I do, however, enjoy playing games online or offline. Favorites would be: shooters, racing, and maybe some RPGs on the side.

Jason Haley @JHaley

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Packing for Italy still!

Posted by JHaley - September 15th, 2009


Packing for Italy, one more day till trip.

Checklist:

- webcam (but I probably won't use it)
- binoculars (Screw paying those tourist telescopes!)
- deodorant (don't want any Italian people going "Mamma Mia!" at my terrible B.O.)
- hairbrush (Why? I don't BRUSH my hair!)
- my Walkman (I like music, I like listening to music, AND I LIKE MUSIC THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND, DAMN IT!)

(Course, that's not to say Italian music is bad...)

- a book of 101 reasons to ask questions (Example: Did I throw the PIN or the GRENADE?)
- a book about the many ways to effectively use duct tape (Yep. The Duct Tape Book. I get THAT BORED.)
- a map of restaurants in Italy, generated by Google Maps (I hear they make some awesome food there...)
- A book about Chinese Kanji- (Wait a fuckin' minute, I'M GOING TO ITALY!)
- A history book of famous Italian people from old times (Ooh! Galileo Galilei is in this book?!)
- Shitloads of cash to put in my wallet (*Rolls eyes*)
- A portable T.V. so I have more than three channels

Right then, that should do it. Now I have to remember to wake up especially early tomorrow to catch my plane. (Oh dear god, waking up early...)


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I just pay so the other tourists don't give me funny looks when I pull out my own binoculars instead.

Fuck the other tourists, dude, I'm going solo this time! The last tourist I tried to please nearly made me chug and entire 3 liter bottle of whatever booze he managed to snag. And, uh, by the way, that was in Vegas.