Packing for Italy, two days till I have to be on my plane.

Checklist:

- Toothbrush
- Some books so I won't get bored
- my cell phone so I can talk over the internet (ha ha ha! I'll piss you off from overseas!)
- a bunch of cell phone batteries, in case the one in my phone right now dies
- charger
- map of Italy so I won't get fuckin' lost
- helmet (SEGWAY SAFETY?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!)
- Mah gluuuuuvz. (For when I need mah gluuuuuuvz.) (By the way, that's GLOVES.)
- Ye Olde Italian/English Dictionary for idiots who never learned Italian (like me.)
- A cross, in case I eat something and get food poisoning. Being faithful comes in very handy then.
- My wallet (Where'd I put that fucker down...?)
- My doodle book, so I can doodle pictures of Italian flags and whatnot.
- My NOTEbook, so I can keep an active journal on the many things I learned about Italy.
- Alright, MAYBE I'll bring my gameboy, all you people who say it'd pass the time better than reading.
- My little packet of paper entitled: "1000 Ways Your Trip Can Go Wrong, Made Funny!"
- Clothes. Need them. Always. Italians don't take too kindly to streakers.