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Name's Jason Haley. I'm an author, so don't expect a lot of drawing art out of me. I can't draw worth my life. I do, however, enjoy playing games online or offline. Favorites would be: shooters, racing, and maybe some RPGs on the side.

Jason Haley @JHaley

Age 34, Male

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What school? I'm out of it.

Somewhere. I won't say.

Joined on 7/22/09

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SEEEEEEEEEEGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Posted by JHaley - September 13th, 2009


So, didja' hear the one about the guy who threw his shoes at Bush?

Didja' hear they're letting the guy out?

Didja' hear he's being welcomed back to the media with open arms?

Didja' know I was cheering for him?

Did anybody wonder how Bush could be so good at dodging shoes, but not at running a country?

Anyhow, that's all for another time.

What I came on to say was that I'm probably not going to be on Newgrounds for a while after today, since I'm gonna' be traveling (again) to Italy. Maybe I'll get to ride a Segway! Oh, the pointless joy of riding around on a two-wheel scooter!*

Oh yeah, and I'm not bringing my laptop this time, since I have no reason to at the present time.

Yeah... No news for you.

Bummer, bro.

Anyhow, back to freaking out over the pointless joy of riding a segway!

SEEEEEEEEEEGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!


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Prince on a Segway?

Could you not find a better picture to use or something?

Well, they had one of a Dutch lady on a segway, but I didn't want to use that one.

Segways also make you look like a dork, Jason.

Hey, shut up! They're fun!

Damn it, I wish I were on the same trip, you suck, Jason!

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeeeeeeeh!

*Remind me not to make that noise again.*

I just realized... Prince's segway has a she-male emblem on it.

PM me to sign a pettition against atheism!

Dude, I just let people do what they choose, don't try and make me force Atheism out of commission. If they want to not believe in God, then that's fine, let them!

*original batman theme song in backround* to the segway!!!!!!

Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na- SEGWAY MAN!!!

oh and fuck off godworshiper. ppl can make their on choices on faith it duznt atter

Exactly.

The Bible says God gave us free will, and for "godworshipper" to try and deny it to others is insulting. But he will face the judgement soon enough, so why worry about the Heretic? He can't do anything harmful, not on the Internet. (Least of all on Newgrounds. It's like trying to take something from 4-Chan seriously) Anyway, enjoy the segways!

ZAW MAH GAWD, SEGWAYZZZ!!!