I'm eventually going to put up more stuff regarding my recent projects. At the moment, we've screeched to a massive standstill, and the ship's tipping wildly, skipper.

<What that means is, I'm getting really annoyed that my buddies/co-authors seem to enjoy taking their sweet time when I'm trying to keep people from bugging me even worse about when said projects are going to come out.>

But first, something I'm sure a couple of you are quite familiar with by now: THE FAN MAILS.

"Why do you hate scientology and jehova's witnesses so much? What'd they ever do to you?"

Jehova's Witnesses sent a door-to-door convert man to try and make me into one of them, and I damn near shot him. As for scientologists, I just don't like the fact that they consider themselves better than society. They're the same people as everybody else, they share the exact same human emotions, do the exact same human activities, say the exact same human words we do, and yet they believe they're infested by aliens. You want me to help prove that theory wrong? Go grab me a shotgun, and find a scientologist to blow holes through.

"Is there going to be a new Battle Vendetta series?"

No. As of now, I am officially finished with Battle Vendetta. I'm moving on to more larger projects, and hopefully these questions will stop coming soon.

"Where are you from originally?"

You must not know me. I can understand that, but this had better not lead to any other questions prying into my personal life. I'm a proud member of the Russian Motherland, formerly. Now I'm an American kid with a Yankee attitude, plus some of the Russian asshole factor added in.

That's all? Wow, I'm amazed.