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Name's Jason Haley. I'm an author, so don't expect a lot of drawing art out of me. I can't draw worth my life. I do, however, enjoy playing games online or offline. Favorites would be: shooters, racing, and maybe some RPGs on the side.

Jason Haley @JHaley

Age 34, Male

Author, smart-*ss

What school? I'm out of it.

Somewhere. I won't say.

Joined on 7/22/09

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Here's a surprise for you:

Posted by JHaley - August 18th, 2009


This story I wrote is written completely in Russian, on purpose. It talks about a man who wields a sword and has a bit of a grudge against his higher authorities. I wrote it in Russian for my brother, Arkadi, to read when I send it to him in Moscow. He said he wanted to see some of my works sometime. Then I might translate it into English for you guys.

For now...

See if you can translate. ;D

~~~~~

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~~~~~

Did you catch all that? Know what any of it means? If so, see how well you do by commenting me and trying your hand with it. Go ahead, knock my socks off.

Now, to be fair, I'm not sure how many words are correct, so if I seem to have one wrong, and you can tell it's wrong, please tell me which word I should have used.

Thanks.

Oh yeah, and by the way, Cheese.

My post decided to give me about five more lines I didn't need.

~~~~~

EDIT: Ah, shit. Apparently, Russian figures don't translate on Newgrounds. Fuck. Well, nevermind the comments, then...

Here's a surprise for you:


Comments

try writing it in 1337 next time, it might work out better. XD