Alright, so, now that I've slept off all that jetlag(the only way I know how), I'm ready to bust some more fan mails in half. But not the fans themselves, that would be mean.

So! Here we go...

"Dear Jason,

I would like to courteously invite you to join me in Los Vegas for a night filled with gambling, drinking, and sex. Would you be so kind as to accept my offer?"

No thanks, man, I've done enough traveling this week.

"Ohmigod, you're totally AWESOME!!!"

Now where have I heard that before...?
"Do you think you could post the unedited part of chapter 35 that you said was getting you bad reviews?"

Sure, here: Chapter 35, unedited.
"Know of any good comedians?"

Er... Tater Salad? I mean, at least, I enjoy his stuff.

"Can you dance?"

I can do a mean Irish jig laddie, if that's what you be referrin' to.

What, that's it? Man, I was totally up to answering fan mails today!