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Name's Jason Haley. I'm an author, so don't expect a lot of drawing art out of me. I can't draw worth my life. I do, however, enjoy playing games online or offline. Favorites would be: shooters, racing, and maybe some RPGs on the side.

Jason Haley @JHaley

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Hiroshima, Takashi, and a map.

Posted by JHaley - August 13th, 2009


Finally left Tokyo after getting FUCKING LOST in the streets. My buddy Zyri0s(or, Sk3tch-8 from Yahoo)sent me an email talking about a little thing we're doing.

See, sometimes Z(or Sk3tch-8, if you prefer)and I play a video game for the express purpose of fucking around while making a review for it. Last time, we did Kingdom Hearts, this time, we're doing The Godfather. And between you and me, I really like the pistol execution.

We've been emailing each other the progress in each of our game sessions. And let me tell you, I think Z's been playing a bit too much Army of Two, he talks like 53CT10N 31GHT, that leet speaking hacker who helps out Tyson and Salem through the course of the game. Yep, Z talks in ALL LEET SPEEK, AND I CAN'T FUCKING READ A DAMN WORD WITHOUT USING A FUCKING LEET SPEEK DICTIONARY.

Here's what his email said:

"H3y d00d, 1 g0tz t3h n3xt 1337n355 p4rt 4 u, m4n, 1t'z 1n t3h 4tt4chm3n><orz!1!11!!!"

Here's what I had to translate it as:

"Hey, Jase, got the next part for you, it's in the attachments at the end of this email."

Fuck you, Z. Fuck you.

But, anyhow, I finally left Tokyo to head to Hiroshima so I could pay my respects to my uncle Shinji. I do this every summer, it's a tradition in my family to pay our respects during the summer. My Japanese cousin, Takashi, and I were touching up on some of our swordsmanship skills earlier, now I think he's trying to find me a map of Hiroshima so that I don't get lost here as well. Maybe I'll finally be able to find a supermarket so I don't die of hunger on the way back to America.

No emails from fans today, but I'm expecting some from not so much fans as people who hate my guts, because I think I might have accidentally pissed off a mafia boss in one of my email responses.

Did you know that oops in Russian is Oy? I'd post the one for Japanese, heh heh, if I KNEW how to say it. I blame the ninjas.

Well, that's really I all I have to say. Other than, if you get the time to travel, and you head to Japan, be sure to try out their Soba noodles. Damn, those are good.

Hiroshima, Takashi, and a map.


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