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crapped bricks all over this game.

When that vampire jumped out of the vents at me, I think I might have crapped the Leaning Tower of Piza, and this time it was standing upright.

Psionic3D responds:

LOL, that cracked me up!!

It was good.

It took me about... nine or ten tries to finally beat it.

That makes it worthwhile, in my opinion. Games you beat in two seconds get boring in two seconds.

my review.

This game is a masterpiece in the way of graphics and gameplay. It seems short and simple, yet it's huge and complex in itself. The music's calm, peaceful tone, which is at the same time sort of eerie and unsettling, really helps to set the mood for this game.

And the fact you can stop the rain is a plus.

So, overall, very good game, I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I expect many people to come will enjoy it too.

damn...

Now I feel like dumping writing and becoming a bartender...

(Oh wait, that was my part-time job! XD)

So...

I got to 6.0... And then I lost.

And that tells me I can only go six times my normal speed.

Wow.

comment/question, ALL IN ONE!

I swear, every time I see that intro, I just think to myself, "GET READY TO HAVE YOUR ASSES BEAT!"

...Does that make me a bad person?

favorite parts?

Possibly my favorite part was either when Chubb rolled down the stairs, or the blank stare you get when you tell the main character to enter the girls' restroom.

red herring?

I wonder if people already know that in the cargo hold, when you grab the red box, you can get a *snicker snicker* "red herring".

(Yes, I did just make a cheesy-ass reference to the guys who helped make this game, shut up.)

random generic title here

Ms. Cophey's a bit fucked up on caffeine...

Kinda' like me on a sugar high, really.

GEEZ!

FINALLY beat the beard. God, that took me forever!

Name's Jason Haley. I'm an author, so don't expect a lot of drawing art out of me. I can't draw worth my life. I do, however, enjoy playing games online or offline. Favorites would be: shooters, racing, and maybe some RPGs on the side.

Jason Haley @JHaley

Age 34, Male

Author, smart-*ss

What school? I'm out of it.

Somewhere. I won't say.

Joined on 7/22/09

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