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Your party comes across another town.
You can't enter town.
--Why the hell not?!
The gates have been sealed by the dark forces of evil, and a big evil demon with a gigantic axe tied up with chicken wire and the heads of dead warriors guards the gate. He looks at you with malicious intent in his eyes.
--Fine, kill demon, THEN enter town.
You can't kill demon.
--Aw, what the FUCK?
But it can die still.
To kill this demon, you will need to find:
(500) holy bullets
(1000) willing compatriots
(2,000,000) evil wizards -
--Couldn't I just go through the hole in the wall right next to him?
Oh. Yes, I... guess that works too.
You enter the town via a conveniently placed hole in the wall (Damn cheaters). What do you do?
--Send team to ask locals about current situations
Jason releases his team into the wild, armed only with their weapons, and questions about whatever the hell is going on here. I would imagine that would include the demon thing.
Well, we'll just gloss over that then.
Bryce asks an elderly woman, who tells him: "Them damn kids and their magic tricks done summoned a damn hole in my cabbage patch! Next thing I know, a big ol' sucker wit' a freakin' AXE comes ragin' through town! Now I can't get mah groceries!"
Leif asks a former soldier, who gives him a complete layout of the situation using military terms and drawing up several maps. Leif finally dies from a major headache. Salem is forced to respawn him.
Salem asks a teenager, who, after smoking from his bong, relays the entire story, and how he saw the whole thing, and how it was a bunch of evil wizards.
--That's not only the most useful piece of information in this town...
Jason asks a five year old. And that five year old says his daddy was part of that cult, and that he was "going to work, don't expect me back until sundown".
--What. The. FUCK.
Yes, Jason. WTF indeed.
Your party books a room in the nearby hotel and decides to plan a BIG HUGE ADVENTURE, ZOMG!!! Then you realize that three of you are military personnel, therefore, because RPGs hate you, you're somehow very weak and pathetic, and the fourth one is a ninja, therefore really fast, but retardedly easy to kill.
Might be a good time to gain a couple levels, hm?
Jason activates the Animus with his mind and brings up a simulated training room for each of you to train in.
TRAINING ROOM, CHALLENGE ONE: Training Dummy
Lewts: 999 monies
For 200 damage!
Training Dummy dies!
Party gains lewts!
Jason gains level!
This is the simplest combat system in the world!
CHALLENGE TWO: Training Drone
For 455 damage!
Training Drone dies!
Party gains lewts!
Bryce gains level!
To be continued!!!
(Pic unrelated. I just thought it looked cool.)