Appropriate times to use "Dumbass":

1. When the fucker spills your drink on you

2. When you get shot by some idiot who can't aim

3. When your friend smokes eighty cigs and then wonders how he got cancer

4. When you smash your head through a wall

5. When you smash your FRIEND'S head through a wall

INappropriate times to use "Dumbass":

1. When somebody compliments you

2. When somebody shares your views

3. When somebody is nice to you in general (Actually, I STILL call them dumbass)

So, answer me this: Why, when I was being nice to some dude, did I get called a dumbass? Was he just trying to tell me that I probably should've kept to myself, or did he do it for teh lulz?