I got this email while waiting for my plane at an airport in Mirny. I'm heading out to Tokyo, Japan soon, and I'll probably meet up with some friends there. Right now, I'm still waiting.

So, here's that email:
"So, if I may ask, how many of these emails you say you receive are real, and how many of them are just pulled out of your ass?

Fred *Name deleted for privacy*, Florida, U.S.A."

Unfortunately, Freddy, every email that I get is 100% real. Some of them are just comments from something I made. Some of them are comments on a different site than Newgrounds. But they're all real. Most of them are emails. From fans. That I hate.

Granted, I don't hate ALL my fans, just the ones that are particularly of the sex hound region:

"OMG, I totally want to do Grey!" -Amilia *Name deleted for privacy*

or who think I should be in a story/video/game/book(which I already am, my autobiography):

"You'd make the perfect character for Jacob in Twilight!" -*Name deleted*

And just so you know, I'm anti-Twilight.

Or even people who think I should dump my girlfriend Marina and go for them instead:

"You don't need that broad, we could make it work real good." -Janet *Name deleted for privacy*

The fans I like, however, would be people like this:

"I liked your stories, don't you dare think about stopping anytime soon!" -Jack *Name deleted for privacy*

or this:

"Dude, whoever says anything bad about you is just jealous because they can't do what you can do, and it's what YOU can do that gets you all this fanservice." -Mark *Name deleted for privacy*

Actually, they say bad stuff about me because they think I'm a load of crap. Either way, it doesn't bother me, it's not like they know who I am, so whatever they say about me is horseshit.

or even, and I may change this soon, this:

"You're probably the biggest badass in my friends list" -username Sk3tch-8, a friend of mine. Sk3tch-8 is only his username on Yahoo, I don't know any of his other names.

(And I really hate it when people like him kiss up to me like he does.)

But, back to the point. Every email I get is real. Simple as that. Thanks for your question.

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If YOU have any questions you'd like to ask Jason Haley(Which you probably don't, which is less work for me, which is a good thing), find him at: jason.haley@rocketmail.com